my dad accidentally called me dad once
when i was a child i used to think teens were grown ups and when i was a teen i thought college students were grown ups and now that im a college student im just like what the hell is a grown up anymore
'are you flirting with me or are you like this to everyone' a classic novel by me
when people give me compliments I feel like a vending machine trying to accept a wrinkly dollar and it’s just really frustrating for everyone involved
You know just saying “Hey gorgeous” could make some girl’s day.